1. When you're young, before you can teleport, if the warrior *otherwise known as tank* in your group gives you lip, remind him of your power with a well placed nuke ... directed at him, naturally.

2. If the nuke fails to catch the offending warrior's notice, sit down to "med", start doing your nails and conveniently "forget" to heal during the next battle. Remember just in time to save his life, he will forever after be in your debt.

3. Assuming your forgetfulness still hasn't taught the tank a lesson, begin "accidentally" healing the mob during battle. When asked why you were healing the mob, laugh nervously and respond with, "gosh, I couldn't get you targeted". This must be followed up with pleading ignorance of the "assist" feature.

4. Once you get the ability to group port teaching the tank a lesson takes on a whole new meaning. There's nothing like a forced port to someplace dangerous to get the tank's attention. This tactic generally only works a couple of times before the tank will refuse to group with you again.

5. Once the newness of being able to cast Spirit of the Wolf wears off when people begin nagging you for SoW point them in the direction of the nearest Shaman explaining how much better their spell is than your's.

6. If someone is being particularly annoying by constantly nagging you for a port tell them you will take them whereever they want to go and then stop at every zone you can port to on the way to their final destination.

7. To make the above instruction particularly grueling for the annoying party spend several minutes in each zone you port too shouting the places you are porting and you'll take anyone who wants a ride absoulutely free.

8. To make things interesting, when being kited by a mob snare yourself. This will slow you down, giving the mob a chance to live and make for a good laugh later *after you've collected your corpse, that is*.

9. While trying out the above technique add a bit of pizzaz by launching a nuke or two on yourself. After all, you're most likely going to die anyway, may as well go out with a flare and few sparkles!

10. It's not a very good idea to over use the nukes when practicing your bind wound. No matter how many stacks of bandages you have, once you hit that nuke button one too many times bind wound just isn't going to help.

11. On the off chance that you over nuke, causing the mob to agro on you, make the tank work harder by running around like a chicken with your head cut off yelling, "get it off me, get it off me".

12. When you die from following the above instruction, it's absolutely crucial that you shout in whichever zone you are running on the corpse retrieval that you are streaking. This doesn't help you get to your corpse any sooner, but hey if you have to be naked have a bit of fun.

13. After the battle, when the mob's corpse is just lying around, pretend to be a cleric by 9rying to rez it with a well placed heal.

14. Just for fun keep snaring the tank when he's not paying attention.

15. Once you're high enough to take groups to the extremely dangerous places, make nice with all those people who have been annoying you all this time, talk them into grouping with you, then port them to someplace like Skyfire and gate out before they realize what you've done.

16. Please remember, never forget, it's target, con, attack. Target, Con, Attack ... Doing Target, Attack, Con will only get you dead.

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